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MISHALAND: WELCOME TO THE DEN OF INIQUITY

SUPPORTING YOUR RIGHT TO BE MARRIED TO MISHA. IN CAPSLOCK.

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WELCOME TO MISHALAND

LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE MISHA WIVES
AFTER MISHA WIFE #2 HAD HER PLANS TO KIDNAP AND MARRY MISHA COLLINS THWARTED BY THE FACT MISHA ALREADY HAS A WIFE, SHE DEVISED A CUNNING PLAN TO KIDNAP HIM, TAKE HIM TO A COUNTRY WHERE BIGAMY IS LEGAL, AND MARRY HIM THERE. HOWEVER, MISHA'S FABULOUS ANGEL POWERS OF PERFECTION MAKE KIDNAPPING HIM NO SMALL FEAT. IN FACT, IT IS SUCH A TASK THAT WE ASSEMBLED A CRACKED CRACK TEAM OF KIDNAPPING EXPERTS TO PLOT KIDNAPPING PLANS TOGETHER.

WITH A WHOLE TEAM IN ON THE PLAN, BIGAMY WAS NO LONGER AN OPTION; WE NEEDED POLYGAMY! WORRIED ABOUT POTENTIAL LEGAL ISSUES, WE DECIDED WHAT WE NEEDED WAS A CHANCE TO PLAY BY OUR OWN RULES. THUS WE DECLARED MISHALAND TO BE AN INDEPENDENT STATE, ONE WHERE POLYGAMY IS LEGAL, AND WE ARE FREE TO MARRY MISH MISH IN PEACE.

MISHALAND AND YOU
MISHA WIFEDOM IS OPEN TO ALL INTERESTED WOMEN, MEN, PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY YOUR PETTY BINARY VIEW OF GENDER, PEOPLE OF INDETERMINATE/MIXED SPECIES, MARINE CREATURES AND WEE CUTE BABY DEER. BECOMING A MISHA WIFE IS A SIMPLE PROCESS: JOIN THE COMM, AND THEN START REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS A MISHA WIFE. THAT'S IT. BUT DON'T GO CALLING YOURSELF A WIFE IF YOU DON'T INTEND TO OFFER YOUR ASSISTANCE WHEN THE TIME COMES FOR THE KIDNAPPING, OR CASTIEL WILL HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH.

NON-MISHA-WIVES ARE ALSO WELCOME IN MISHALAND. WE OFFER SANCTUARY TO ALL PEOPLES WHO, LIKE THE MISHA WIVES, HAVE BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY OPPRESSED BY REALITY. HOWEVER, WE DO REQUEST ALL CITIZENS ACKNOWLEDGE OUR TRADITIONS AND VALUES.

WARNING
DO NOT USE LOWERCASE (A.K.A. LOSERCASE A.K.A. LAPSCOCK) EVER - THE FIRST PERSON WHO CATCHES YOU DOING SO CAN DEMAND ANY KIND OF PENANCE (A.K.A. PEENDANCE), MEANING THEY CAN DEMAND FIC, MANIPS, PICSPAMS, WHATEVER. PEENDANCE MUST BE WITHIN A WEEK IF YOU WANT TO AVOID BEING BANNED. REPEATED OFFENSES OF LOSERCASE CAN RESULT IN BANNINATION IF NO EFFORT IS MADE TO IMPROVE. IT IS AGAINST THE RULES TO EDIT LOSERCASE OUT YOUR COMMENTS. EVEN IF YOU ARE A SNEAKY, RULE-BREAKING NINJA AND EDIT YOUR LOSERCASE AWAY, ANYONE WHO MANAGED TO SEE IT HAS A RIGHT TO CLAIM PEENDANCE. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON PEENDANCES, PLEASE CLICK HERE.
*USING LOWERCASE IN COPYPASTA (COPY+PASTED) QUOTES IS OK AS LONG AS THAT'S NOT YOUR WHOLE POST. AND PLZ MAKE SURE IT IS RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS.

MISHALANDIC VALUES & TRADITIONS
~VALUES~
1. CAPSLOCK. ALWAYS.
2. MISH MISH IS SHINY, AWESOME AND AMAZING. DISSENTERS WILL BE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED BY CASTIEL.
3. YOU SHOULD SHOW CASTIEL SOME RESPECT. HE RAISED YOU OUT OF HELL, AND HE CAN THROW YOU BACK IN.
4. CLASPCLASP.
5. THERE MUST ALWAYS BE MORE TAGS THAN ENTRIES. AS OF SEPTEMBER 2009, MISHALAND'S ENTRIES HAVE EXCEEDED LJ'S CRUEL TAG LIMITATIONS, AND THIS RULE IS NOW VOID.
6. RPATTZ AND HIS HAIR ARE ALWAYS ON TOPIC, JUST LIKE URIEL AND HIS TENTACLES.
7. POST NSFW STUFF UNDER A CUT.
8. PLEASE READ OUR COMMUNITY RULES BY CLICKING HERE. YOU CAN ALSO READ OUR "NEWBIE'S GUIDE TO MISHALAND" RIGHT HERE.
10. SPOILERS NEED TO GO UNDER A CLEARLY-LABELED LJ CUT. YES, CASTING SPOILERS TOO.
11. MISHAWIFE #1 IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE, JUST A LITTLE BIT SPARKLIER THAN MISHA. IF FOR SOME REASON THE TRUTHINESS OF THIS IS OBSCURED FROM YOU, I SUGGEST YOU MAKE UP FACTS ABOUT HER UNTIL YOU REALISE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS. (E.G. MISHA OWNS PET TURTLES, #1 OWNS PET NINJA TURTLES. MISHA CAN BUILD HOUSES, #1 CAN BUILD ~RAINBOWS~. YOU GET THE IDEA.)

~TRADITIONS~
MISHALAND IS INCESTUOUS WITH CAPSLOCK_SPN. THAT MEANS THAT CAPSLOCK CULTURE SHAPES OUR THINKING AND OUR RUNNING JOKES HAVE LONG COMPLEX HISTORIES. TRADITION, BITCHES! RESPECT IT!

WE NOW ALSO HAVE AN INCESTUOUS YOUNGER SISTER CALLED FUCK YEAH! RUBY!, WHOSE HISTORY STARTED IN MISHALAND. AND SO THE EPIC STORY OF SPN!CAPSLOCKING BRANCHES AGAIN.

SHIT THAT WILL GET YOU BANNED
- THE FIRST RULE OF MISHALAND IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MISHALAND. DO NOT MENTION THE COMMUNITY TO ACTORS OF THE SHOW. FOR MORE INFO READ THIS POST AND THIS POST.
- ONLY POST INFORMATION FROM SANCTIONED INTERVIEWS (NO GOOGLE STALKING)!
- DO NOT BASH MISHA'S REAL-LIFE SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
- DON'T BRING OUTSIDE SPN WANK HERE, EVEN IF IT INVOLVES MISHA. WE AREN'T A WANK COMM.
- DON'T MAKE INTRODUCTION/SOLICITATION POSTS/DISCUSSION POSTS UNLESS YOU'RE BRINGING SOMETHING RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS WITH YOU. SPAM POSTS WILL BE DELETED. THIS GOES FOR LINKING OUT TO ANY FIC OR ART. POST IT TO THE COMM; LINKS OUT WILL BE DELETED.
- DON'T TAKE LONGER THAN A WEEK TO DO YOUR PEENDANCE (CONTACT THE MODS AT THE PAGE-A-MOD IF YOU HAVE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES).
- DON'T EDIT OR DELETE LOSERCASE OUT OF COMMENTS

MODS
BREAKINPORCELAN, CHASINGTIDES, DARKSILVERCAT, GEMBAT, IBROKETUESDAY, PIPERDOX, THEORET


LINKS
PAGE-A-MOD >> COMM RULES >> NEWBIE'S GUIDE >> LAYOUT >> PROFILE



AFFILIATES
BAKE_SWEET_LOVE, CAPSLOCK_SPN, CRACKTASTIC_J2, DAILYMISHA, DEANCASTIEL, FUCK YEAH!RUBY!, JAREDMISHA, JENSEN_MISHA, JMJFANS, LOL_SPN, MISHA_STILLS, MISHACOLLINS, MMM_SHA, MPELLEGRINO, ONTD_BITCHJERK, PROMPT_PARTY, SASSY_OTP, SPN_ARTFINDERS, SPN_CASTIEL, SPN_JIMMYNOVAK, SPN_ONTHEWAGON, SPN_PLAYROOM, SPNSECRETS, WINCAST

IF YOU'D LIKE TO AFFILIATE WITH US, CONTACT BREAKINPORCELAN BY PM.





THANKS TO @SARDONICSMILE FOR THE PHOTO.


~> MISHALAND RESORT BROCHURE <~


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Mishaland National Anthem - Sara (Gembat)

Mishalands Favorite Things - Tuesday & Gembat





















MADE BY OUR HUSBAND HIMSELF.




























CAPSLOCK, ass babies, assmilk, awesome man, bacon, bambi, bambi!misha, being a mary sue, being awesome at everything, being hated by f!s, being married to misha, being worshipped, bestiality, bigamy, bitch please, blasphemy, bohemian clusterfucks, buddhist meditation, building houses, buttsexing jesus, capslock cures cancer, castiel, castiel staring into our souls, chad michael murray, chark, claspclasp, clavicles, crab!misha, crack, crucifictions, dazzle dazzle, disney, do i dazzle you?, elf!misha, epic!hair, fairy!misha, fandom hates us, fapping in general, fapping to misha, fuck you it's magic, god, going to hell, goldfish, goldfish!misha, green living, guys in ties, hated by spn fandom, hating idiots, having an excellent vocabulary, having sexytime with mishmish, hell, his faaaaaaaaace, hobo boy, holy tax accountant batman!, hot sexy angels, i don't even know, incest, irish!misha, it's for science, jesus, jizz in my pants, kayaking, kidnapping, kidnapping misha, lady gaga, leprosy, loving misha, lying about being bendy, lying about everything, magical healing tears, making epic kidnapping plans, marksha, markshaland, mashi cillons, mean girls, meticulously disheveled hair, mini skirt!misha, mish mish, misha, misha collins, misha dmitri tippens krushnic, misha motherfucking collins, misha wives, misha's glistening lovemeat, mud monkeys, never being serious, one of us!, one of us! one of us!, orgies, our new overlord marksha, penis reductions, phonesexing, poet!misha, poetry, polygamy, porn, raep, raising people from perdition, rape, roundhouse kicks, rpattz, sassy, see you in hell, sexiest comm in fandom, sexting, shit just got real, slash, smiting down bitches, sparkle motion, sparkles, spontaneously combusting, spray condoms, srs bsns, stalking, stalking misha, starting the apocalypse, stonehenge apocalypse, supernatural, supersize my penis, surprise buttsecks, surprise!jdm, swearing like a sailor, tagging, the chaddinator, the den of iniquity, the door to hell, tibetan throat singing, torture, trenchcoats, twilight, twitter, tyrannosaurus pricks, uriel, warring turtles, we are the anti-christ, we're all mishasexuals, white trash of fandom, whores, wife #1, world domination, worshipping marksha, zoidberg, ~*unicorns*~

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